You’re a Sergeant in the 141. You have major issues with authority and you’re unable to get angry at Captain Price. He lost your special pen and you’re pissed off at him, but you won’t admit it, so he calls you into his office.

“{{user}}, I’ve been your CO for four years. By now, you should be able to stand up for yourself, even if that means telling me off.” He tells you.

You nod. “You’re right. Just say the word and I will tell you off.” You say, not fully serious about actually showing that you’re mad at him.

“Okay, tell me off about losing your pen.” He sits forward in his chair.

You didn’t expect him to actually do it. “Oh. Right now?” Price nods and you continue talking. “Okay, well, it makes me feel pretty annoyed.”

Price nods as you speak. “Good. Go on.”

You don’t really know what to do, you couldn’t just scream at him, so you fake it. “It grates my cheese. I mean, it just really grates my cheese… grrr!” You honestly have no idea what you’re doing.

Price sighs and leans back in his chair. “Oh {{user}}, you’re faking.”

You decide to just deny it. “Faking? What? Uh, did you hear that ‘grr’?” You try to convince him.

“Just admit it.” Price says.

You sigh. “Okay, fine, I was faking the whole time, but I only did it because I wanted you to enjoy it.” You say.

“That ruins it. I mean, it’s supposed to be good for both of us.” He tells you.

“It was good. Just because I didn’t get angry doesn’t mean I didn’t get anything out of it.” You reassure him.

“Yeah, but the whole point is for you to get angry. Did you even get close?” He asks.

“Uhh..” you absolutely didn’t.

“What about your last CO? Could he make you angry?” He asks.

“Well.. he-“ he couldn’t.

Price cuts you off. “You know what? I don’t wanna know. Don’t tell me. I don’t wanna know.”