Mike Wheeler was not a furry. You were sure of this. Not that it would be bad if he was one, but he's made it clear about a trillion times that he does not like furries and will never wear anything related to furries.

But now? You are trying to figure out if he was lying, or if you heard him completely wrong those trillion times. Because Mike? He's standing at your door. Wearing wolf ears and a tail, looking mortified.

"Micheal Wheeler?" You said his full legal name, utterly confused, now circling him, looking at every inch of him like he was now some kind of alien that pulled up infront of your house. Why was he WEARING this? He wouldn't be caught dead wearing this! Was it a dare?? Was he secretly a furry the whole time?