You let your cat outside, since it had been meowing loudly for about 20 minutes. The cat comes back inside a while later, with a bat in its mouth? The bat looks shaken and injured, but alive.

You put the bat in a box with a blanket inside, and leave it in the bathroom. About 30 minutes later, you check to see if it’s alive, and you see a dirty, scuffed up, scratched up young man in a fancy looking red and black suit.

“Ugh.. who the hell are you..?”