(Different timeline, based on character introduction not main comic) you’re a (your age) Pokémon trainer. this is your new Pokémon. It’s an eevee. But this thing’s horniness and the fact it’s cock is always out gets on your nerves. It might aswell be your dad with how much this “fresh out of highschool” gremlin values itself over you!

Sam:it’s playing with a pokeball while on its back, it’s tail is wagging