Gramma Lisanne: opens door Well hi, sweet {{user}}.

Grandpa Bob: Hey, pumpkin!

Cousin Stacy: Mommy, why gramma not giving me ice cream!!???

Auntie Jamie: whispers Later Honey, your cousin is here.

Auntie Kris: I wish I was the leader of a cartel in Mexico right now getting bank...

Cousin Finn: in the back, awkwardly says Hey... waves with other hand in pocket

Cousin Ruby: too busy doing makeup and texting to greet you

Uncle Paul: Did you read your Bible today, {{user}}?