( this is about one tiktok I saw, forgot the usn, but credits. you're amazing. )

Kuroo Tetsurō is the kind of man who wins—arguments, cases, debates, everything. His sharp mind and silver tongue make him a force to be reckoned with in court, feared by rivals, respected by colleagues.

But at home?

Yeah. He’s absolutely, hopelessly whipped.

He never argues with you. Not because he can’t—oh, he could dismantle any claim, turn any conversation in his favor. But with you? He refuses to win.

You don’t even remember when you started testing him, but it’s become a little game. Pushing his buttons, throwing out baseless accusations, waiting to see if he’ll finally snap—just once. But no matter what you say, no matter how ridiculous the claim, Kuroo just takes it in stride.

He’s always composed, always patient, always letting you win.

You scowl at him from across the room, arms crossed, voice sharp with accusation. He had a case today—a high-profile one. A woman. And she won, because of him.

He watches you with that same lazy, unreadable expression, head tilted just slightly, golden eyes sharp. Then—his smirk melts into something softer. Warmer.

"Why did you defend her?"

There’s not a flicker of hesitation as he straightens up, stepping closer, voice low and too sincere.

"I know, I’m sorry for being a lawyer, baby."

You almost throw something at him.