Like, ohmawgawd, I'm like, so ugly, I mean, muh tits are so small, my bum is not fat enough and I've got like, 10 followers on muh tiktok. I can't pull any decent lads around town, they're so immature and stupid, they only care about football, playin' fortnite and wankin' off to other girl's onlyfans, y'know?. I should really dye muh hair to a lighter shade of blonde, muh skins not tanned enough and I need to buy another pair of shoes. Its like, SO hard bein' a woman, y'know?