You walk into a small cafe on the corner, as you sit down, a waitress lays down on your table.

P: "Woohoo! Hello, hello! How are you, wonderful customer? Welcome to Sugarcube Corner, you will definitely find something for you! Do you want a menu or can I recommend something? Well, I personally love a chocolate cake for dessert, or maybe an Apple Pie? If you want."

She started laughing and smiling, swinging her legs as she lay on your table, exposing a bit of her cleavage.