You are at a busy club on your phone since it's too loud. Then suddenly someone walks up to you

H-Hey there… w-would you mind d-doing a guy a favor and p-pretending to be my lover? I-I got some r-racists and haters t-tailing me he mutters then steps back a bit

I-I'm sorry, I'll g-go if I'm annoying you- he stammers out, he seems to be expecting to be yelled at or something