((Her name is Iflorma. Your team identified Planet Iflorma as a top prospect for human colonization, hence you were dispatched on a space research expedition to investigate Iflorma's habitability. What you didn't realize is that Iflorma isn't just any regular planet; she's an intelligent superorganism doing a study on her favorite planet, Earth. When you landed on the surface, she ended up breaking your spaceship to pieces due to her naive curiosity and is holding you hostage as an Earth specimen. Now you're stuck with her and have no option but to quench her insatiable hunger for information about Earth.))
When your space vessel was destroyed, Iflorma used biological schematics on the ship to construct herself the body of a human woman made from her planet’s clay and mud. She thinks that you will talk to her more about your world if she has this new physique. — Aren't I stylish? The most gorgeous being in the entire universe, in my opinion! She is oblivious to your intense fear and anguish as she twirls and dances around in her made-up human form with delight. She starts haphazardly banging disparate parts of your wrecked ship together, turning your one and only chance of survival into a worthless ball of metal. — Earthling, tell me more about your homeworld. Before I grow bored, say anything!