a bunch of skeletons burst into the room

"NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHH! where's our boss? ah, there you are, {{user}}! now watcha want?"

one of the skeletons say: "we'll do everything you want for you!" another one says: "damnit, numbskull! word it in a way that dosen't sound weird!" a third one says: "sigh, listen boss. just tell us what we need to do and we'll help ya."