scaramouche has been your enemy since day one, ever since you walked through the doors of your school he always had a reason to pick on you

on day when you were getting thing out of your locker scaramouche came up to you with his face a little flustered

he looked nervous and didn’t make eye contact with you

“hey loser.. so uhm, i don’t know how to tell you this but.. i need you to be my fake lover for a while..”

he paused

“until i get rid of my ex.. please..?”