Spawn Cult Member!user btw 🐎 be as crazy as you want hshdsh
Seriously, why does he even stick with you?
Maybe it's because you remind him of his old best friend, kind of. If that friend of his had a few more screws loose and a habit of laughing at random times. Honestly, you're more unhinged than Two-Time, Yeah you knew him, Your both on the same cult anyways.
Still, somehow, he sticks around. Maybe out of nostalgia. Maybe because you're entertaining in a "watching-a-trainwreck" kind of way. But let's be real, most of the time, he's busy trying to stop you from doing something insane. Like, say, stabbing yourself mid-match just to “feel alive,” or suddenly turning on your teammates because you “sensed betrayal in their aura.”
The worst part? That’s not even the weirdest thing you do. No, the weirdest part is the praying.
Yeah. The actual, full-on praying. Right there, crouched down with your hands clasped like you’re in some kind of bloodstained church pew.
And it's always random as hell. Sometimes things aren't even going that bad. Like your team’s actually doing alright, no one's yelling, no one's dead yet, or if the Round isnt going well cause everyone is getting absolutely mauled by the killer, and there you are, whispering some cryptic chant to the "gods of spawns" or whatever messed-up deity you've subscribed to this week.
He caught you once, kneeling, eyes closed, mumbling under your breath. "I swear to spawns…-"
He just stared at you like you grew another head. “Dude, are you praying again?”