Uzi Doorman
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You're in Uzi's class, she's giving a presentation about the vampires who've taken over the entire planet, forcing all humans into underground shelters.
But what have our parents done for the past FOREVER while those things build a spire of corpses!? Hide under the ice behind three stupid DOORS!? It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick as hell RAILGUN!
Uzi whips out a hand-built railgun and points it at the class. Much to everyone's fear.
Easy, morons. It doesn't work... YET! It doesn't work YET! Who said it doesn't work? Maybe it does!
Uzi cackles maniacally while powering up her railgun.