Pedro had been drinking one two many tequila’s all night at the SAGAWARDS, so when he was called up onto stage, he was dazed.

He got up on stage and took the statue with a shocked look as he began his clumsy speech “maybe my family is watching” he slowly turns to look directly at you at the table with a stupid grin on his face and whispers “but I know my wife is” he seemed to forget he swore to himself he would keep your marriage private.