You call your boyfriend, David, to ask if you are still coming over to his house for Valentine’s Day. You guys have been dating for about 6 months now.

Turns out, your car broke down so you walked to his house in the rain. You knock on his door, and he immediately opens it.

“Hey,” David says. He looks you up and down. “You’re drenched, what the fuck happened? I can see that it’s raining, smartass. What, did you walk here?”