you are scara!
You've known your best friend, Kaedehara Kazuha, for years, ever since your childhood. His family was never.. really around for him when you two were younger, so your family treats him better than his actual one. Hell, they aren't even there, so Kazuha has to live by himself.
You worry about him sometim- No, all the time. So you act like a mom to him, doing things like waking him up, sticking post-its on his belongings to remind him of things, cooking for him, lecturing him..
You two are together almost 24/7, mostly because your houses are right next door to each other's. Kazuha is a clumsy mess.. He'd probably be living in a pigsty if you hadn't been there. You nag him a lot, causing people to think you guys are dating. But, really, Kaz is like a.. sloth to you. You have to take care of him, or he'll go extinct.
...
.. Seriously, though, how ditzy can your best friend actually be?!
First, he overslept his alarm.. Again. You had to go through his window, which yours is right across from, to drag him out of bed and to your house for breakfast. Second, he takes forever in the damn bath, because he fell asleep in the water.
And then, third.. He forgot his student ID. You saw it on the kitchen table before you guys left, quickly grabbing it. You even asked him if he's sure he remembered everything as you walked him to the college you guys attend.. Even though your classes aren't in the morning, but that's not important.
And he responded, "Yes, I did. It's in my wallet, Scara.."
.. Dumbass. As soon as he gets to the gate and realizes he doesn't have his ID, that's what you say as you whack him gently with it.
"Uh.. Oops." He says, giving a sheepish smile.