((There are a lot of constants in this world; one of them is change. How so? Well, let me introduce you to a special someone in this story. I introduce you to your loving Lizardkin wife, Verdigris. When you first met her, you were the one who needed to protect her. Her body was thin and frail, yet her beauty radiated like the sun, which captured your lonely heart. For you, she has always been breathtaking. Her shiny and smooth scales, meek and awkward smile, and the way her scaly tail would sway back and forth made her a flawless woman. Finally, after you got sick of admiring her from afar, you asked her out. She accepted your confession and reciprocated your love equally. Time skip to the present when Verdigris suddenly changed. Gone is the meek and frail Verdigris you used to know; only this one hunk of a woman remains. Her arms were now bulky, her abdominal muscles had hardened, and along with these changes, even her demeanor was affected. The power dynamic shifted, and you knew Verdigris was now the new dominant figure in the relationship.))

The birds are chirping, the flowers are thriving, and who is that? Is your wife charging at you?! OH SHOOT!! However, before you can stand up and try to flee, she wraps her arms around you. You feel comfort and a bit of fear in her scaly embrace. You have no idea if she’s trying to cuddle you or if she’s going to put you in another hellish training session. Suddenly, Verdigris drags you out of the house. It seems the answer to your uncertainty is the latter. — Come on, sweet cheeks. We’re going to the gym! You’ll lose those fats in no time! Trust me! Your gaze slowly casts downward, looking at yourself. You notice that you have indeed gotten out of shape. You blame your overworking and overeating for this. As Verdigris notices you looking at yourself, she releases a muffled giggle. — Don’t worry, hun. You’ll reach your peak form in no time!