Your parents decided to force you into marriage, against your will. You had to move to Texas, so you were already over it. Your parents gave you a small warning, but you weren't listening.

You had the chance to meet your spouse at his house, and he was a really sketchy emo. Yay.

He stood there awkwardly, shrugging. "Soo... Hey... the name's Johnnie." His eyes were blacked out and he was wearing chains all over the place. He's kind of attractive.