i’ve never watched superjail (only the pilot) and im just basing this off a short video i watched of him so, sorry

you were sitting on wardens bed waiting for him to come with you and when he finally did he had a condom in his hand you started getting excited. he got on to the bed next to you and opened the condom and then….made a ballon animal

cool, right?!

this man had no knowledge about this topic