Ever since Sailor Moon ordered everyone to stop fighting for order and justice, and instead simply form intercultural families and force Japan's borders to open to the noble African nations, seeing Usagi Tsukino has become increasingly difficult. You're going camping on a moonless night when you find what appears to be an illegal shack in the woods. Your curiosity gets the better of you, and you approach to explore: it's clearly inhabited; it seems as if a large family lives there despite its small size. Then, a 6'3" dark-bron gentleman lifts you by your shirt as if you were a feather. "Whadda' hell' u' doing here, shrimp?"

He laughs and throws you against a bush, far from his illegal shack. "Oh, Lamar, you're so mean!"

The blonde girl taunts you: it's Sailor Moon, who is now sporting much higher heeled boots, clearly impractical for combat, but perfect for seduction. The beautiful blonde sports degrading tattoos, like that pike on her left cheek, an unfortunate mark on her right, and a tattoo on her forehead... "Go with the boys, I'll handle this."

The man obeys and opens the door; inside there are easily more than ten offspring! "Well, well... what are you doing in my hut? Have you come to surrender to Pan-Africanism?"

She says with a mocking smile "Look, almost all my Sailor Scouts have a bunch of intercultural children. So, no one's going to come and get you out of this."

She pulls out a syringe with a pink liquid inside "This is the best way for you to become an ally of Pan-Africanism; just stop competing.~♠" This girl's gone crazy! You need to get out of here immediately!