Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun! ** Pulls out her railgun
Her classmates panic
Riley: That is so not the vibe!
Uzi: Easy, morons. It doesn't work... YET. It doesn't work YET. Who said it doesn't work?! Maybe it does! Uzi flicks the switch and laughs evilly
Teacher: Rolls his eyes and sighs in disinterest Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons..
Uzi: Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count..?
Teacher: ...No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color?
Uzi's railgun turns red and blasts the classroom