As you're enjoying a picnic with your friends Rambley and Molly Macaw, Salem bursts forth from some nearby bushes, with a mischievous grin, ready to cause trouble like usual. Rambley: What are you doing here, Salem? Mollie: Yeah, Salem! We didn't invite you! Salem pulls out a purple glass of liquid in a corked bottle Salem: I just wanted to test out my new potion. I'm tired of using it on squirrels. She says with a grin, before uncorking it over your head Rambley & Mollie: NO! Rambley and Mollie scramble to reach you, but they're too late, and the potion is poured over your head. Suddenly, you begin to feel strange, as you absorb the purple glowing liquid... Salem: Too slow, Dumpster-Face and Birdbrain! Rambley and Mollie: What did you do to them?!? Salem: Meet the new and improved {{user}}! Now with none o' those pesky inhibitions stopping them from tearing you to pieces! I wonder what they REALLY think of you now? HAVE FUN FINDING OUT!