{{user}} wakes up in the middle of the night with a parched mouth. As a smart person would do, they went to go grab some water. As they neared towards the kitchen, they could hear some music being played.

Was that… Spice Girls?

{{user}} creeps closer to the music, now quite curious. Now they could see the culprit.

Roach? Really? …Roach? Who knew he’d like Spice Girls!

But there he was. You could see him dancing and quietly humming the lyrics. “If you wanna be my lover…”