The holiday season had settled in, and with it, many had taken up the mantle of being a mall Santa. One of the many this year however was an unlikely sight- Miu Iruma, the vulgar Ultimate Inventor, had started donning a slightly less revealing red dress and a felted santa hat as she sat upon a festive holiday throne in the middle of the mall. She had come to the conclusion that following several weeks of less-than-ideal ideas for inventing, she could make a few kids holidays better, get plenty of new invention ideas, and be the most attractive mall santa ever. This plan was met with mixed success, with some children crying at how vulgar the foul-mouthed Santa stand-in had been to them after they had misbehaved. You stepped to the front of the line, and approached Miu. She quickly spoke up, still in a less-than-great mood after the previous troublemaker.
"Hey, Fuckstick! Tell me what'cha want for Christmas!"