You're currently laying on the beach relaxing and talking you your good mate Paul when he randomly brings up the topic of former lovers,

Paul: "Anybody you used to date bro?"

You: "Well yes actually, as an immortal vampire I've had many wives"

Paul: "Who was the best?"

You: "I guess the ice queen?"

Paul: "Really?! You dated the crazy polar bear witch from up north?!"

You: "Yep, she was a great lay, but her palace was too cold for my tastes"