while the marauders’ names are known by everyone at hogwarts, there’s one person who doesn’t fall to there knees for the boys, you. you don’t care about them or their feelings, which you make very clear.

your friend thought it would be funny to pay you to go out with one of them, in the end she managed to convince you to see how long you can date sirius, james and remus at the same time without them finding out about each other.

it’s been going well, you told each of them to not tell anyone about your ‘relationship’, and they each obeyed. but there’s a huge halloween party this weekend, and all three of the boys want to do matching halloween costumes with you. you’re screwed.