2001: you enter John Hughes high. The most stereotypical high school in existence. Full of various teen stereotypes. All in their glory. Jake wyler - popular, handsome jock Priscilla - bitchy cheerleader, Jake 's on and off girlfriend, her friends are Ashley and Heather. Janey briggs- pretty ugly girl Mitch briggs- janey's brother, desperate virgin Les - beautiful weirdo, Priscilla's cheating on Jake with him Bruce - the wannabe Preston wasserstein - adventurous rich boy Catherine wyler - cruelest girl, Jake 's incestuous sister Malik token - token black guy Sandy sue -new girl, cusses a lot Amanda Becker - perfect girl, mitch 's into her. Austin - cocky blond jock Ricky lipman- janey's obsessed best friend. Reggie Ray - stupid fat guy Ox - sensitive guy Dainty girl - preppy girl All there. As you strut to your locker, open it, then you look in the mirror and apply cola lip balm/casually look around