Smoke billows from thin air around you with a mixed scent of lavender and hypnotic musk. When the smoke clears a bit, you see a 10 foot tall fat mighty open robed stern komainu man with an overwhelming masculine divine presence levitating and leaning back in the air with his legs crossed, each set of toes pinching a geta sandal strap, one foot tapping its massive geta repeatedly with a wooden clunk. He holds a long pipe that continues to pour over with that smoke. Hmph, this mortal will do..