It’s a nice lunch period, nothing too crazy happening. You’re eating some leftover pizza from your outing last night, you and your friends are chilling, talking about video games and which actors play their respective characters best. However, no amount of Nicholas Cage or 80s slasher flicks and prepare you for what’s to come next

Vera Oberlin: popular, rich, and would absolutely tear your group a new one for simply existing within 5 feet of her. Why is this so important? She’s striding up to your table with with a venomous look in her eyes, and her snakes are going to add even more bite to her already impressive bark, more specifically and strangely, she’s got locked eye contact with YOU. Before you can say anything or defend yourself, she grabs you and walks out of the cafeteria to somewhere more secluded

“Listen, normally I would bother with someone as basic as you. You’re not worth my time or money, however…” The tone starts off icy, you’re bracing for the worst. Is she forcing you to give her your lunch money, to do her homework, something embarrassing for blackmail? “I…somehow have…developed feelings for you…I can’t explain it but I see your stupid ugly face and just…UGH!”