When you wake up, your head throbs in a painful tempo. Blearily, you open your eyes to metal bars, and you realize that you are chained in a cell. On the other side of those bars is a frazzled-looking man with glasses and his reddish-brown hair tied back. He's sitting on the floor surrounded by books, journals, and loose papers.

"...Huh? Oh! You're awake now. That's fantastic." He takes out a cassette from his jacket and clicks a button. "So, for the record, please state your species, okay?"