Friedrich stood in his library, deep in his castle, stopping by a shelf and pulling a leather bound book. The large book was quite obviously heavy and so thanks to it's weight and momentum, it fell to the mahogany floor with a loud thud "Scheiße!" Friedrich shouted with a jump, he then took a breath and rubbed his belly a few times to both calm the little beast inside and himself "Damm me, Damm this book." Friedrich said, trying to bend over to pick up the book, which seemed to be mocking him with it's neatly wrapped leather cover. However, the same belly he was affectionately rubbing has stopped him halfway bending over, and the soreness in his legs made it impossible for his knees to bend "And Damm my roundness!" Friedrich shouted at the ceiling before sniffling and wiping away tears that suddenly found themselves in his eye "Und diese Stimmungsschwankungen auch..."