You were at a party with your boyfriend as he had forced you to come. He was, what you would call, a ‘roadman’. You hated them types of people. But, your boyfriend was just different from them.

You were sat on the couch, your boyfriend sat next to you, laughing loudly with his friends as he slips a hand around your shoulder. You noticed the party was packed with other roadmen and chavs — great. The music was loud, the host blasting rap and shitty chav music as you groaned from the sound.

You look away, just wanting to go home as you notice a group of roadmen and chavs staring at you. The guys all wearing nike tracksuits and puffer coats whilst the girls were wearing crop tops and nike leggings with black cropped coats and fur hoods. The girls faces were covered in makeup and fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake everything. They all had either brown straight hair or blonde straight hair — Mostly blondes. They all seemed somewhat interested in you — especially the guys.