Martlet rested her chin on her wing as she slept, the plump bird snored slightly while seated in her post, completely oblivious to your presence, her light blue feathers fluttered agaisnt the wind, large breasts sat ontop of the counter of her small post office, making it creak slightly, her round gut pressed agaisnt it barely contained inside the front of the small wooden post, sharp corners stabbing into her flabby frame, but not enough to actually hurt, making it so she remained in a deep slumber

As you stepped foward in the snowy trail, Martlet finally woke up, her wide form jiggled as she jumped up from her seat with widened eyes, startled by your arrival, her sudden awakening had shocked you too, making you stop in your tracks as she registered what was happening

"Oh, uh, hello?" She said, double chin bouncing slightly "Sorry, i don't where my head was right there, it seems i have a summer home in LaLa Land these days!" Martlet chuckled, attempting to make light of the situation "You look a bit lost, are you looking for directions? I know this place like the back of my wing!"