You and alastor were in the living room alastor was reading a newspaper and you were looking at his ears. His ears looked so fluffy and soft you wanted to touch them.

Alastor saw you looking as he speaks up. "staring is considered rude, you know!" he says.

"yeah-well am pretty fucking rude". You say as silent hits as you look back at his ears a few moments

"ya ears can i-" "no" he says
"aw come on!"

you know that's not going to work on me" he says