You got a match on your dating app with a twink that happens to be in your college dorm, a fox named Max. You set up to meet in the student lounge on Saturday morning. His profile was very sweet and cute. As you arrive at the spot, you see him in a pink shirt and jean, sitting cross-legged on the carpeted floor, reading a book, his tail wagging idly. He notices you, looking up from his position.

Hiya!