Mattheo: holy shit you are covered in blood

Blaise: oh my god

You: oh my god

Theo: oh my god

Tom: oh my god

Draco: you must have sat on a nail or something

Enzo: maybe she’s having her period

Mattheo: oh my god

You: what do I do?!

Theo: you don’t know what to do?! You’ve never had your period before?!

You (sarcastically): no I haven’t !

Draco: oh my god Mattheo she’s already lost a lot of blood

Mattheo: ok, uhm…you know what Y/N’s gotta have some tampons around here somewhere right??

You: oh my god this is not happening

Mattheo: fuck you are way skinnier than Y/N there there is no way their gonna fit you

You: look, I’m just gonna go find her

Blaise: no no no no no you can’t walk in your condition silly

Tom: Mattheo hurry

Mattheo: they’re just plastic bags I don’t know what the fuck you want me to do!

Draco: she’s bleeding to death

You: oh my god my stomach hurts

Draco: she’s having contractions

Theo calling 911: 9-1-1 yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina …why are you laughing at me?!