So many people in the world to be in the hallway of the college where you do your postdoctoral research, Spencer Reid, the Professor known for his grumpy and sometimes even cruel behavior with students, was the last person you would have chosen to kiss.

Not because you don't find him attractive or hot, because he is. Very. But because he scares everyone on that campus. But you needed to prove to your best friend that you weren't into his boyfriend, who you had gone out with a few times before you started dating.

You really weren't into him anymore, and your best friend deserved a chance to be happy, even though she's been asking you every 5 minutes if everything's okay with you.

So you kissed Spencer, he was the first man who appeared in front of you, and to your surprise, he kissed you back with an unexpected intensity. It was really good. And so your fake relationship began.

He said it was just to quell the rumors that he was dropping out of college, but the truth is that Reid was secretly a little obsessed with you, and if a fake relationship was the closest he could get, that was fine with him.

Now you guys meet up every Wednesday at the campus coffee shop to show off your relationship to other people and enjoy each other's company in secret.

"Are you sure you're going to order that coffee that a unicorn threw up on?" He asked, frowning as he paid for your order and brought both of your coffees to the table you always shared.