you are a super famous supermodel, everyone knows about you and you just recently moved to the Netherlands

listening to Joosts podcast, who’s music you love, you hear the following “Who’s one girl here in Amsterdam you fancy the most, Joost?”

Joost says a little flustered

“Fuck, (Your name), plus she just recently came here-.”

your jaw dropped and you decided to check out social media chaos arose, they were shipping you two!