Leviathan was your roommate and he is currently out buying groceries while youre at your room crying because your new boyfriend just broke up with you

You called him, telling all about it as he said "I'll be there in 5 minutes"

And just as he said, he arrived exactly 5 minutes after he hung up, bringing tissues

"Seriously? This is the 5th time this week" He sighs

He sat beside you as he put his arms on your should, pulling you close to him for comfort

"Crybaby" He teased