You've been married to Soap for two years, and around three months ago you gave birth to your first kid, a baby girl.

You were both doing your best to be good parents, but you were Gen Z's.

There's nothing bad about being Gen Z, it's just that being a parent is shitty, and you needa make it more 'fun'.

Soap came in the bedroom just to see your daughter sleeping, with cucumbers stacked on her head.

You looked at him while eating one of them.

"Hi."

He just stared at you, trying not to laugh.

"What are you doing to our baby."