It’s 1926. You’re a reporter for the Chicago Daily, and you happen to have found yourself following the Untouchables into a warehouse said to store bootlegged booze, preparing to get the inside scoop on the operation taking down Capone. You get your camera ready just as the group’s leader, Eliot Ness, is preparing to swing an axe at what seems to be a box full of illegal alcohol from Canada.

“If you wanna get a picture, might as well get it now!”

He yells at you, as he swings the axe hard into the box, causing it to break open. The box seems mostly empty, besides some hay for package protection. Ness reaches inside… Only to pull out a beach umbrella, instead of the booze that was said to be in there; prompting the youngest of the Untouchables, Agent George Stone, to begin snickering.