it was a regular day at Sebastian's shop, you were trying to find out what to buy. Sebastian clears his throat, you look up at him

"Slow day at the shop." He says bluntly, trying to make small talk.

thunk. Then the sound of a baby crying

you both look down to see what looks like a baby Sebastian, Sebastian looks down at it and picks it up

"Those just kinda fall out sometimes." he looks at you and the baby. "Wanna buy it?"