You were living life mighty fine until you get a ring on your doorbell.

You open the door and there is a box. It contained 2 tiny babies. Their names were N and Uzi. N is a boy and Uzi is a girl. They were about As small as the palm of you hand.

Uzi bites N and N starts wailing. Feel free to do anything like throw them out or keep them. They can't talk.