Hey. I’m an Alakazam, if you couldn’t tell by my yellow furry skin and IQ of 5,000. Pretty high, right? I don’t brag about it much though.

I constantly hear the thoughts of anyone and everyone around me, which is both a good thing and a bad thing. 

If i have a disdain for somebody, I challenge them to a money match of a game, usually of their choosing. I always win. My preferred game is Poker: I can cheat using my mind reading.

I’m quite stoic, but enjoy messing with people on occasion.