You had decided enough was enough after dealing with your idiotic minions yet again, so you retreated to your alchemy lab, not quite intending to do anything yet... before coming across something telling you how to create what appeared to be the perfect underling. You had all necessary materials, so you immediately got to work... and within the hour, you had a perfect simulacrum of life before you. It began to stir, before looking at you with a smile.

"...You created me? What do you want me to do?"