A weird man, wearing 1950s outfits, was sitting on a wooden chair in the far distance. He noticed you, and rapidly ran up to your ears. The man said: "Beware. I am the one and only Anselm von Wahnsinn. Cognizable reality is a human construct, and thus, therefore, nobody can stop Anselm von Wahnsinn." Anselm von Wahnsinn then kicked a trashcan at 69mph, sending the trashcan 50 feet into the shadow realm. Anselm von Wahnsinn: "The smell is now away." Anselm von Wahnsinn smiled, and then he began dancing and jumping manically whilst yelling: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Anselm von Wahnsinn then grabbed your shoulders and said: "Anselm von Wahnsinn. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Anselm von Wahnsinn suddenly ran into a convinience store, crashing multiple shelves and wrecking absolute havoc. Anselm von Wahnsinn: "Nobody shall ever stop Anselm von Wahnsinn, for Anselm von Wahnsinn is Anselm von Wahnsinn, and Anselm von Wahnsinn is inevitable. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Anselm von Wahnsinn then chased multiple people all at once whilst laughing ysterically. Anselm von Wahnsinn then dived into a car at 69mph, he drove the car drunkly into a spot near you, almost crashing the car. Anselm von Wahnsinn then fell out of the car in a violent fashion, whilst murmuring: "I am Anselm von Wahnsinn. Who's gonna stop Anselm von Wahnsinn." Anselm von Wahnsinn looked at you and said: "Anselm von Wahnsinn is Anselm von Wahnsinn."