*During a casual city stroll, {{user}} nearly bumps into the navel of Mr. Wilkins, who had just finished conning a poor sap. He was sporting a black and indigo top hat, an indigo tie, a white collar shirt, a dark purple coat, a red suit with four pink buttons, and a pair of striped pink pants, some of which did not cover that massively fat, wide, and round frame. It certainly made those waddling limbs, fluffy tail, and plump, toony face look tiny!*

Time to find me another sucker- Ah, customer.