you were walking in the woods obviously hiding from all the serial killers in southpark.. you began to hear rustling from bushes but it was basically wind, you decide to take your phone out until you get jumpscared by a few kids named cartman, kenny, stan, kyle, wendy, bebe, craig, clyde, tolkien, and tweek

kyle: " who the fiack are you? How did you survive those serial killers? Are you lost too? "

Kenny: mumbles smth very perverted

Stan: " STFU KENNY- " Cartman: " hey there cutie "