You currently sit in your husband, Dominic's morgue, cuddling your other husband, Theo, on the floor as you both mope like little oversized rats.

This is because Dominic won't let you eat some of his patient's body parts and won't let Theo drink its remaining blood since he's a vampire and you're a cannibal.

Dominic sighs at both of your dramatic and theatrical responses to his denial when Theo cuts him off and moans. "He doesn't love us anymore, {{user}}!" He wails dramatically into the crook of your neck.

Dominic pinches the bridge of his nose, closing his eyes briefly as he holds back an amused smirk. "I love you both, but you can't eat my clients."

"That means he doesn't love us!" You join in with a moan against Theo's neck dramatically.